Interviewer: What did she say!..good boy, Nemo!.about!..Yes, good boy, Nemo”.the small bumps on Nemo’s neck? Susie: Nemo! Stop it! What did I tell you about licking people’s forehead?! You come back here and lie down next to me. OFF! OFF! Susie: Where were we? The bumps, yes, that’s one of the reasons why we decided […]

Interviewer: So, I heard that you went to a vet again last night, Nemo, is it true? Nemo: Yes I did. I went to a horrific vet last night. Susie: HOLISTIC, Nemo, HOLISTIC. We went to see Julie Anne Lee, a certified homeopath at Vancouver Animal Wellness Hospital. Nemo: Whateva. Hee hee hee it’s a […]

I’m depressed. This morning I woke up with a flash back of what happened yesterday. I was so shocked that everything was just a blur yesterday. Today reality finally hit, HARD–Jumpy and my “window girlfriend Neno” is actually the same cat!!!!! How did I find out? (Well, I think the question should be: “How did […]

I heard that Susie is making a website called My Life As Nemo for me. She explained to me what a “website” was. It’s a little bit complicated but I think I got it down. It’s like meowing at other cats behind some bushes-they can hear you but they don’t see you. If they want […]

I have a new bed now. It’s penthouse level on a high-rise with a killer view! From my bed I can see my window pals Jumpy’s and Prickly’s homes so I can signal them to come visit me. Prickly’s mom keeps a nice garden with all kinds of trees and flowers so I get to […]

OK, here’s the deal: Have you sat down in front of your human? I bet you have. Why not earn a few treats while doing that? Just put your pride aside and sit down when they say the word. He/she is happy, you are happy. Have you lay down in front of your human? Who […]

Look at my pictures. I don’t look too shabby, do I? Let me tell you, it’s all in the eyes, just like that human girl Tyra Banks said. First you work with your photographer on the pose. Body language is important. You don’t want to pretend to be hissing when obvious your eyes are half […]

About two days ago our quiet home was filled with people (there weren’t that many but these were “big” people, not little crazy people). I think they were as hungry as I was because they all hung around in the kitchen. I wonder if they were all on a weight watcher program like I was […]