I know Mike and Susie work hard to put food in my bowl so I try to help them by cleaning up the bugs and little animals in the house. But I think there’s something wrong with this place. No matter how many times I jump on these bugs and animals, kill them, or even […]

I take back what I said yesterday about Mike and Susie. They are BAD and they’re trying to starve me to death! First Susie fed me SOOOO little for dinner. Then they pushed and shoved me off when I tried to get a few bites out of their food. A cat has got to eat!!! […]

Those of you who know me from Catster would probably think I have an attitude as big as Niagara Falls. Well, don’t we all? We are cats after all. What you don’t know is that I’m also a softy. I absolutely adore people, especially my house buddies Mike and Susie. I head-bunt them and give […]

I’m still trying to break Susie. It’s been going on for almost a week now but neither of us is backing down. She makes me sit down before she gives me my bowl of yummy food. I have been accommodating but there is something seriously wrong here. We are both reasonable adults, different species maybe […]

We are seriously short-staffed. Susie complains that she has too many duties that she can’t always help me type my diary entry or answer my “fan” mails. How can she call preparing my food, holding/waving my toy at play sessions, monitoring my health, researching for cures for my FIV, and cleaning my poop box DUTIES?! […]

I think Mike and Susie are now calling me Sir Pukealot. Don’t know what it means but I like it. It sounds exotic and there’s a “Sir” in it.

I puked yesterday, for the first time at Mike and Susie’s. Too bad Mike and Susie missed the show. I was hoping to see Susie go ballistic seeing the whole dinner coming out of my mouth. But at the most important moment she was no where to be found so I just puked at the […]

I know I’m not a dog but I’ve got to have this “alpha male” thing figured out. Sometimes I can literally walk all over Susie and Mike. But sometimes I have the feeling that Susie is even more stubborn than me. As a proud, independent cat, I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve been very accommodating […]