03 Mar

help wanted

We are seriously short-staffed. Susie complains that she has too many duties that she can’t always help me type my diary entry or answer my “fan” mails. How can she call preparing my food, holding/waving my toy at play sessions, monitoring my health, researching for cures for my FIV, and cleaning my poop box DUTIES?! She should be doing all those things out of love for me. I’m firing her and I need a new manager. Anybody hired will be rewarded handsomely with mushy, stinky cat food. YUM!

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