On Catster each cat has a so-called “kitty complexion” to show the character trait of the cat. I don’t think it’s fair that humans get to rate us but we don’t get to rate them so here it is:

Susie’s “Kitty” Complexion:

Activeness–As I said yesterday, 12 out of 10. (What? The highest is 9? I’ll give her an 11 then)
Intelligence–6 out of 9. She can outsmart me sometimes. Don’t like it one bit.
Curiosity–9 out of 9. She is all over me. She can always find something wrong with my coat, my nose, my ears, my butt, my tail, or a body part that I didn’t even know existed!
Friendliness–Boy is she moody! Sometimes she’s AT LEAST a 9 but sometimes, like this morning, she is a -10.
Vocal–9 out of 9. The only time I see her mouth close is when she’s sleeping. (Wait a minute, not even when she’s sleeping! She makes weird sounds when she sleeps.)

Mike’s “Kitty” Complexion:

Activeness–3 out of 9. Funny, he is always in front of a TV, either in the living room, the TV room downstairs, or the TV on the desk in the messy room.
Intelligence–9 out of 9. Unlike Susie, he doesn’t make me do things with those weird words like “Sit”, “Crate”, “Stay”, or “Down”. Wise man he is.
Curiosity–1 out of 9. He doesn’t look at me funny like Susie does.
Friendliness–8 out of 9. He is comfy and USUALLY very nice and calm, except when I bit him last time. He was MAAAAAD.
Vocal–3 out of 9. He is a man of few words. Sometimes I have the feeling that he shakes when Susie says: “We need to talk.”