(The following message contains adult language. Viewer discretion is advised.) R-Roulwa *beep* Mmm-ruaoo-op ba m-rropaw?! Ke-ke m-*beep* mmmmrowl Rrr-ulloul *beep* uma??? R–ruaoo ba Susie unn ka ruuowlmao r-moaowol *beep* mmeowl!!!! Rrrrraoww! *hissing hissing* M-reo rrrrrr-owl *beep* meow. M-meor row meow?! R-wor roel ma wol *beep*!! M-ke Mike *beep* wa b-oul. Mm-el row *beep* m-roul Mike. […]

Nemo is VERY upset at the moment. Let me translate what he is saying: “What the @#@% is wrong with that stupid human woman?! It’s #$%@#$@ unbelievable! Guess what she #$%@#$@ did??? That Stupid human Susie pulled a whole chunk of hair out of my #$%@#$@ leg tonight!!!! It hurt like hell! *hissing hissing* I’m […]

Breakfast: 25% Basic Instinct raw elk for cats, 75% Basic Instinct raw venison for cats, 5drops DMG Morning play: 13 minutes. Red/hot pink on a stick, Red octopus. Dinner: 50% Basic Instinct raw elk for cats, 50% Basic Instinct raw venison for cats, 5 drops DMG Evening play: 15 minutes. Red/hot pink feather on a […]