Archive for February 28th, 2006

28 Feb

food is food, vomit the vomit

I puked yesterday, for the first time at Mike and Susie’s. Too bad Mike and Susie missed the show. I was hoping to see Susie go ballistic seeing the whole dinner coming out of my mouth. But at the most important moment she was no where to be found so I just puked at the […]

28 Feb

Last night before bed I went to look for Nemo. In the dark I vaguely saw the silhouette of Nemo licking something on the floor in the dining room. When I turned on the light I saw a whole pile of brown goo in front of Nemo. It was his dinner! Apparently he vomited earlier! […]