Sometimes when you’re bored you just have to entertain yourself no matter how wacky it may sound. No I don’t mean talking to myself, geeze. Today I found this skinny bird hanging in mid-air. I recognize this guy. I used to chase him around the big stone. Boy was he quick! Now he’s just hanging […]

Susie and Mike tried to ditch me today! When I saw the box thingy I knew it was definitely an “uh-oh”. They put me in the box and took me to this strange place. When they opened up the box I felt wind and lots of noise. That’s when I realized that they tried to […]

Ahh….sunshine all day today. This is what I call a good retirement life. I get a sunny suite in 3 different parts of the house, each one with a different view. This one in the picture is what I call the Purra Bora suite. As you can see, my bed is happily situated in front […]

Today Susie was cleaning up the computer and we saw a video clip of mine from way back. I surprised even myself–I am incredibly gifted! I totally licked myself on the beat and I wasn’t even trying! I should be on a Broadway musical or something. Hey! Didn’t they have a show called Cats? Are […]

I like Dr.Liz but do I really need to see her that often?? This morning I went to the poop poop box 3 times but I was still not satisfied. Before I could go in for the fourth time Susie told me to get into the crate. Next thing I knew we were already on […]

I wonder where do fish come from. I mean I’m not hallucinating but I really see a fish in my water bowl sometimes! I know a fish when I see one. I tried to dig it out but it’s so wet. I’ve seen some cats go crazy in the snow or play in a puddle […]

(The following message contains adult language. Viewer discretion is advised.) R-Roulwa *beep* Mmm-ruaoo-op ba m-rropaw?! Ke-ke m-*beep* mmmmrowl Rrr-ulloul *beep* uma??? R–ruaoo ba Susie unn ka ruuowlmao r-moaowol *beep* mmeowl!!!! Rrrrraoww! *hissing hissing* M-reo rrrrrr-owl *beep* meow. M-meor row meow?! R-wor roel ma wol *beep*!! M-ke Mike *beep* wa b-oul. Mm-el row *beep* m-roul Mike. […]

It’s not even remotely possible! I will deny it until I turn purple! Susie and Mike don’t know their math at all. They weighed me last night and said I gained weight!!!!! I did NO such thing! I admit, I was thinner a while back but that was UNHEALTHY! UNNATURAL! And UNJUST! I knew what […]